As If...

...I couldn't already get enough of English history, gossip, tradition, etc; I go and buy this 900+ autobiography of Henry VIII. :rolling eyes here:

Eh, whatever, I don't feel bad. I need something to take my mind off work, which is all it has been on lately. What better than to read about beheadings and cheating scandals galore? 'Not much' would be the correct answer to that question, noooottt muchhh. Maybe my eye twitch will even go away.